Tuesday's Horoscope
You’re all over the map right now: socializing, errand running, and in all likelihood, some rather interesting romantic developments. Losing your head is one response, and so is getting so stressed out you can’t enjoy the good elements of this busy season. Luckily your powers of communication are amped up, letting you vent in ways that keep those around you intrigued and amused.
My god, Yahoo! horoscope, it’s like you are following me around in a creepy but loving way! It’s true, I am all over the map - socializing, check! (sort of), errand running, AND HOW! Romantic developments, we’ll get back to that in just a minute. And yes, my powers of communication are completely AMPED, they’re like full up to TWELVE on whatever meter you wish to use. Eleven? Eleven? Eff that, I’ve got email, twitter, tumblr, facebook statuses, email, text messages, my phone and if you multiply those by two and then subtract two you get TWELVE. [Stay with me, I know, math can be hard.]
Where were we? Oh right, some “rather interesting romantic developments.” Well, horoscope, this is where you might be wrong. I have not fallen in love with anything or anyone today. I haven’t eaten any stupendously delicious foods, I did not see the full moon rising…even my polling place, a place potentially full of romantic possibility (?), felt lonely. But never fear, it is barely past six o’clock! The night is still young! Thus, I’m holding out on grading this horoscope.
