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“Look, if you don’t want to make your bed, don’t make your bed. You’re an adult with free will. But don’t get all up in the comments section spreading lies and scaring people. The theory that these loons like to espouse is that if you make your bed your linens don’t get a chance to air out, thus making them more attractive to bedbugs. Like an army of bedbugs is going to march toward your bedstead, see that it’s unmade, and the commander is going to shout, “FALL BACK MEN! WE’VE GOT AN UNMADE BED SITUATION! HOSTILE TERRITORY, RETREAT, RETREAT.”

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Ask a Clean Person: Tackling a Major Clean-up, Part Two - The Organizing | The Hairpin

I’m not lying when I say that the existence of Ask a Clean Person has made a positive impact on my life and has also gotten me to wash my dishes every day this week. To cleanliness!