Recipe Dump, Baked Goods Edition
AKA I bake things so you don’t have to!
The Life-Changing Loaf of Bread
Okay, I wanted to like this, though I’m not sure why. It’s a gluten free bread, and even though I’m not adverse to gluten, I do understand that flour has no nutritional value. But the thing is, this bread kind of sucked. It is very filling, as in, it sort of feels like a brick in your stomach after you eat it. But it always had a weird flavor that I couldn’t really get over. Like I said, I wanted to like it. I wanted it to change my life! I think the worst part about this bread is that it takes good ingredients that I already eat on a regular basis (oats! almonds! sunflower seeds!) and pretty much ruins them. Remind me, why would I eat this instead of granola? Grade: C-
The Best (life-changing) Scones
OMG Y’ALL THESE WERE SO GOOD. I have always been into the idea of making scones, but the only time I tried they ended up more like muffins (muffones!) and these were very scone-like and also DELICIOUS. I am super jazzed about my future of brunch parties, where we will eat scones with different fillings (like, bacon??) and PRAISE GLUTEN while apologizing and serving rice crackers to our gluten-free friends. Gluten, you win this round. Grade: A