Lessons in Sizing
Though the world of clothing is strange and mysterious, here are two truths:
- Clothes available in even sizes are for women and are fairly reliable, though you’ll want to check every season to make sure you’re still the same size, because vanity sizing totally exists.
- Clothes available in odd sizes are for juniors and girls and none of the universal truths of sizing will apply, as in, a 6 is not equal to a 7, it’s not even close. And as you realize this discrepancy, you will realize that these odd numbers mean something else, and that is: you are almost 30 years old and did you really think you could pull off Target brand bright blue skinny jeans even if they WERE in the right size? Come on now.


